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Old Bloke Definition Tee

Old Bloke Definition Tee

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Regular price $49.95 AUD
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Not just a shirt — it’s a statement. The Old Bloke Definition Tee lays it out plain and true on the back, with a laugh and a nod to the lifestyle you’ve earned.

Whether you’re pottering in the shed, flipping snags at the BBQ, or telling the same story for the fifth time — this tee’s made for you. Classic front logo, comfy fit and just the right mix of cheek and charm.

Perfect gift for dads, legends and retired troublemakers. Soft, durable and guaranteed to get a smile — even from the missus.

Color: White
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The Old Bloke Classic Tee

Built from 100% combed cotton, our tees are soft on the skin but tough where it counts. They've got that just-right weight — not too light, not too heavy — and hold their shape like a champ. Pre-shrunk so they won’t turn into your grandson’s singlet after one wash, and durable enough for BBQs, shed projects, arvo naps and everything in between.

These are the shirts you throw on without thinking — because you know they're always going to feel good and look even better.

Free Postage Over $99!

We keep shipping simple: free on orders over $99, or a flat rate of $12.90 for everything else. No fuss, no hidden fees – just good gear delivered fast.

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No Rubbish Guarantee

Top Quality, No Rubbish. If it’s not right, we’ll make it right. Simple as that.

Easy Size Swaps

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Old Blokes Speak Up – Here's What They Think

"Cracked open a cold one with the boys wearing my Old Bloke tee and the laughs didn’t stop. Looks good, feels good and gets the banter going!"

Steve S

"Takes me from walking the dog straight to the pub. Comfy, classic and gets a few smiles from the locals."

Shayne P

"I wore my ‘Old Blokes Rule the Shed’ tee down the local and didn’t have to buy a drink all night. The shirt did all the talking. Absolute ripper!"

Mick

"Working on the old Holden in this shirt feels just right. Bit of grease, bit of grit and a whole lotta style."

Rob

"Fired up the barbie in my Old Blokes tee and got more compliments than my snags. That’s sayin’ something!"

Peter S

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