Well, here we are – just a couple of goldies who met later in life after a few rounds of divorce. Now in our 50s, we discovered that the best thing about the second round of life is that it comes with a lot more laughs. And let’s face it, after all those years, we needed a few good ones!

One day, while rummaging through the cupboards (you know, the kind of thing only a second wife would do), I discovered something shocking—he had a drawer full of old, faded, ratty T-shirts. Seriously, we’re talking about shirts that looked like they'd been through a few rounds of a backyard BBQ and possibly some questionable gardening projects. As he cracked yet another dad joke, I had a lightbulb moment.

Why not create a brand that’s just as funny as his endless dad jokes and gives old blokes a chance to upgrade those sad tees? A brand where comfort and humour meet to bring a little joy and a lot of laughs.

And that's how Old Bloke Merch was born!

We believe every bloke, no matter his age, deserves to wear something that makes him smile. Whether you’re knocking around at the golf course, enjoying a cold one with the mates or just hanging out at home, our tees are made for you. Comfortable, funny and just a little cheeky.

So, here’s to all the old blokes—whether you’re dodging dad jokes, playing golf, or just enjoying life, we’ve got a T-shirt with your name on it. Grab one, have a laugh and let’s keep the fun rolling.

Cheers to second chances, laughter and the best damn T-shirts you’ll ever own!

- From the old bloke and his better half