Old Bloke Merch | Funny T-Shirts for Classic Aussie Legends Over 50

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Popular Old Bloke Merch

Our best-selling old bloke tees are comfortable, stylish and packed with humour... perfect for blokes who know how to rock their age.

"Who Touched My... Never Mind" Tee

"Who Touched My... Never Mind" Tee

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Classic Tshirt For Old Man With Style

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Classic Tshirt For Old Man With Style

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Old Bloke Aged To Perfection Tee

Old Bloke Aged To Perfection Tee

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Old Bloke Definition Tee

Old Bloke Definition Tee

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From the Golf Course to the Pub

Dave 👍

Perfect for a game of golf, a cold one with the mates or just kicking back on the weekend. Comfortable and always a laugh, no complaints here!

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You’ve Earned It Mate – Tees That Work As Hard As You Do!

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Grab your favourite tees and let us take care of the shipping!
Laughter Guaranteed
Endless laughs, plenty of compliments, and all-day comfort in every shirt.
Comfy as a Couch
Perfect for BBQs, afternoon naps, or enjoying a cold one at the pub.

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Frequently Asked Questions

How long will my order take to arrive?

We aim to pack and post orders within 2 business days. Most orders arrive within 5 to 10 business days, depending on your location. Rural areas (especially in Tassie and WA) may take a bit longer, so hang tight — it’s on the way.

Do you offer free shipping?

Yes — orders over $99 ship free Australia-wide.

Orders under $99 attract a flat-rate shipping fee of $12.95.

How do I exchange an item?

If you need to swap a size or style, just email us at admin@oldblokemerch.com.au within 30 days of receiving your order. Items must be unworn, unused, and in original condition with tags and packaging. Return postage is on you — once we get it back, we’ll send out the new item.

Can I return something for a refund?

We don’t offer returns for change of mind. If your item arrives faulty or damaged, let us know within 48 hours and we’ll make it right. For more info, check out our Refund Policy.

What size should I order?

Check the size guide on each product page for measurements. If you're between sizes, we usually recommend going up one for a comfier fit. Still unsure? Shoot us an email and we’ll help you out.

I stuffed up my order. Can I change it?

If you entered the wrong size or address, email us as soon as possible at admin@oldblokemerch.com.au. If we haven’t packed it yet, we’ll do our best to fix it. If it’s already on the way, we’ll sort it out with you from there.

You’ve Earned It, Old Bloke – Free Shipping Over $99!

Popular Old Bloke Merch

From the Golf Course to the Pub

Dave 👍

You’ve Earned It Mate – Tees That Work As Hard As You Do!

Free Shipping Over $99

Laughter Guaranteed

Comfy as a Couch

Frequently Asked Questions